Hi! My name is Barney and I have been brought in to even up the Boys team at MMM.
I arrived yesterday well under the salary cap but hey they looked like a nice family and I was thinking I might get the odd spot of travel to the beach with them.
Initially I was welcomed very nicely by the other resident pooch, Angel (on the girls team). However, the madam we shall call Catty was an absolute bitch.
She licked her lips at me which caused me to squeal (very embarrassing) and run and hide.
I swear I heard her say she likes to eat rats. I am currently no bigger than a rat. Intimidation me thinks…
But I am hoping with good diet I will grow and suffer from little dog syndrome … Grrrrrr..
Yes I am thinking Rottweiler in Miniature Foxy dashing attire with big nu#%. So hoping not to be neutered.
(Apparently there is some clause in the contract that states I can keep my boy bits if the Fams are happy to pay more in registration. Surely I am worth it?)
Anywoof…Today Catty reinforced her status as top Bitch in the house by bringing a small rat to show me. Half dead it was. Then she sat and ate it in front of the poor children. Appalling. She has no manners. When I grow up I will demand she shows some RESPECT.
You will be pleased to hear I slept well last night apart from my initial fears of being eaten alive.
It is a secret between the man of the house and myself but let me say Mrs MMM thought I was on the floor near the bed. But geeze I won’t be having any of that in this weather. I need the warmth of a wool quilt and a pillow top mattress.
Moving along …
The boy human, Lil D… He is da man. Love him already. He provides me with endless supply of entertainment and has even said I am allowed in his sandpit if I don’t pee or poo in its lovely white sand. Score! Dig dig dig doooogs.
Until next time peeps. I have a lap that is waiting for me over on the girls side.
Xx Barney aka BarnStar