They have arrived.
They weren’t there a year ago and I don’t even think they were there a month ago but they are there today.
13 days from turning 35 and I have discovered lines under my eyes.
Crap. It was sure to happen, I get no freakin sleep. I drink too much coffee and not enough water and I have been taken the piss out of Queen D for his ritualistic approach to maintaining his youth.
All good ingredients to deserve some myself.
So after the discovery the other night I texted Queen D for his advice. I expected some smart remarks…I got instead this…
Lauder darling…expensive shit though.
So here I am on strawberrynet.com looking for some Lauder Darling.
No idea which Lauder will be best. Happy to spend a little but $429 for a little pot? You must be freakin kidding. I am sorry Queen D but if that’s what you use…you need to just head for the Botox babe cause the results aren’t that amazing.
So if you have a fab eye cream you use…please share …
If you are a beautician/makeup artist…tell me how to hide this crap I am seeing.
Maybe you could do a post about it or something on MMM and share your secrets with all of us.