1. You have a parcel to collect from the post office and it contains these …
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2. You started this blog and found a mate a lot like you as a result. She has one of these that needed me to cuddle.
3. You worked really hard all week and learnt so much that you had a few of these last night …
and maybe feel a little rough.
4. You found this cup and taking the first instruction very seriously. Because washing Mr MMM’s work shirts are always fraught with danger.
5. You have increased your water intake.
and as a result the sound of the washing machine filling with water makes you want to pee.
So there you have it. All completely good reasons to rack off out of the house and not do the washing.
Stay tuned for other
excuses reasons not to do other chores.