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So They Won But Required Some Sewing

6 April, 2014
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Just call me Mrs Brownlow from now on. The Saints Won.  My lucky number 19 played spectacularly for a man that had never played an AFL game for real in his life AND he wasn’t stretchered from the field. Sadly, the same cannot be said for one of his mates,who was knocked out and required some sewing of his brow at the local emergency department. I missed all of these antics as I was sent on my way at half…

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Instagram Beats Facebook Hands Down.

14 November, 2013
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Mr MMM made a huge statement this week and I like it. He said that he now prefers Instagram over Facebook. Well I have always preferred Instagram over Facebook but I get the feeling times are a changing for the popularity of Facebook. If Mr MMM is getting over it .. I think that is a sign 😉 For me I am done with the bloody advertising and suggested pages etc etc. Don’t even start me on having to pay…

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All Bent Out Of Shape

7 October, 2013
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My head hasn’t been in a very good space of late. I have been feeling really tired. The odd low level headache which is hard to shake and I just cannot be asked. My anxiety has been through the roof. Remember I wrote about it here ? I absolutely hate not being productive and happy. Initially I blamed the crazy schedule I had going on, the extra day of work and maybe a virus. Then I went to see my…

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The Day I Thought I Was About To Be Exorcised.

31 August, 2013
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  Today I woke up and laid in bed like this. Life has been a tad busy, over the top crazy lately and I felt like just laying still. You see yesterday I packed two kids back up and headed to the coast for a Behavioural Optometry appointment and seeing we were close we dropped in here … It was hideous. I could sense the daggers being thrown by Mr MMM who was back home at work,after I sent him…

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Red or Green Capsicum ?

21 August, 2013
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Mr MMM loves red capsicum. If he is cooking you can be assured you will be eating red capsicum in the dish somewhere. I sort of pay out on him a little. Tonight however, we have had a little differing of opinion. Maybe you can settle the dispute. Does red capsicum taste better than green or yellow? Personally, I do not believe there is a difference. He states there is … So please help me settle this dispute. I will…

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Queen D And His Pussy Sitting

14 August, 2013
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Queen D has been rather preoccupied of late. Not that he has been neglecting me or anything. He still sends me my daily buff pic. Example below. nice huh? But he has had his hands full. His hands full of something I thought I would never see. Queen D has been looking after a pussy. (Of the fluffy type). You see he has been house sitting for a friend in Melbourne and in turn that has meant caring for his…

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About Being PM, Having A Vagina And Me Wanting To Be A Gaysmaid.

27 June, 2013

I am so over politics right now. We are currently on holidays so I have had time to watch a little bit of television and to be quiet frank .. It is giving me the shits. So in saying that I want to tell you what is shitting me. Some believe Julie Gillard wasn’t given a fair chance and was ousted by a bunch of mysogenists. Some believe that will impact on women wanting to enter politics. I call BS…

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GLAMPING it like a Queen.

6 June, 2013
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  In news today Queen D announced via text message he would not be home for us to visit this weekend. He is going glamping. (Camping when you are a Queen). The above picture isn’t how it is going to be either. That is in his wet dreams I sat staring at my phone for a good 10 minutes before I could reply. Then I may have dropped the F Bomb. He told me he was packing and I asked…

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Mr MMM’s Stalker

11 May, 2013
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He is dashing I know, and it shouldn’t of surprised me he found himself a stalker. I was though. Shocked with a touch of the green eyed monster sneering out through long hard nasty stares and quiet a few rolled eyes. This all happened quiet a few years ago now, but being up here at the beach today reminded me of the whole chain of events that caused Mr MMM to declare he truely did have a stalker. It all…

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Mrs W Turning 30 And Sambucca Rings

9 May, 2013
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In news this week I didn’t really elaborate on Mrs W turning 30. She did so on Lil D’s birthday and has requested we all contain ourselves another week for her birthday celebrations to occur. This has of course seen a rather large build up to a night of all nights where the majority of party goers are female and rarely allowed out of the house after dark. Mrs Lush made her this special cake … I am sure Mr…

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Daddy’s Gonna Take You Fishing One Day

20 April, 2013
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Don’t cry Darcy it’s ok, Daddy’s gonna take you fishing one day. Pack up the boat and head to the Bay, It’s only 3 1/2 hours away. Crank up the Yahmie and troll all day, We might even invite the dolphins to play. Don’t cry Darcy it’s ok, Daddy’s gonna take you fishing one day . I have heard Mr MMM sing this song to Lil D for almost 2 years now, when he is screaming with reflux. The words…

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The Hotel Rating is 2 Star Here Your Royal Highnarse

31 March, 2013
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How was you Easter? Our was interesting. Mr MMM spent a lot of time working so my plans to have the house glistening for the arrival of Queen D on Saturday completely went to crap. Lil D developed a temp and runny poos on Friday night and I ended up conceding defeat, deciding the Queen may of thought he was coming to stay at Downton Abbey but the reality was he was staying with us in the maids quarters complete…

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Worms On The Eve Of The Royal Visit

29 March, 2013
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The very best intentions just didn’t come to fruition today. I planned to spend the day getting ready for the Royal Visit tomorrow. You know dusting and polishing and all that jazz. Yeah so that. It become imperative that the local chocolate population become medicinised (?is that a word) when a rather astute observer sighted worms in someone’s poo. So I heard the washing machine groan and the Dog run off and hide whilst I ordered bed linen to be…

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Mrs W’s Gardener

6 February, 2013
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NB. Before reading this fabulous post, please note Mrs W is pronounced as Mrs Waaah. Everyone thinks it is pronounced Mrs Double U. No it isn’t. It is Mrs Waaah. Now read on. Mrs W’s gardener had the hide to ask us to start digging the new garden at her house this afternoon. He suggested that he had enough digging implements for all of us to commence digging pronto therefore saving him the effort. Our dilemma … It had been…

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A Weekend With Oswald

27 January, 2013
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We knew it was going to be a slightly wet weekend before we made our way up to Hervey Bay … But we didn’t care. (Well I cared but nobody listened) What we didn’t realise though was a grumpy ex tropical cyclone by the name of Oswald was going to hang with us the entire weekend ensuring ultimate intimacy. Before I go any further can I just remark I have a very stinky family. They all go into it. not…

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