Hell Hath No Fury Than A Woman Sleep Deprived.

14 October, 2013

I am a woman of amazing patience at times.  I have to be.

The industry I have choosen to take a posse up in for the past 12 years demands it.

Some of the people I have surrounded myself with in my personal life too have demanded I have the patience of a god damn saint as well.

See people come into your life for a reason or a season … so as much as I want to say kiss my arse difficult people, I also thank you.

My kids generally benefit greatly from my patience, as it takes me quiet a bit to become pissed off with something they are doing.

SO …

Let me just tell the whole of the fucking internet this.

Hell hath no fury than this woman that has been up and down all night then committed herself solely to a full day at work.

No patience lives in this woman therefore.

She is going insane with the lawnmower that starts up each night on the pillow beside her.

She tosses and she turns and hides her head under her pillow.  She prods him, pinches his nose, throws a pillow over his head, wacks him with thus said pillow and only manages to just hold back from finding a short and curly to pull.

She despises having to get up and chop a carrot at 2 am for a hungry toddler that didn’t eat his dinner also.   Her eye’s don’t even open properly at that hour.

By 2pm the following day she becomes absolutely abhorrent to anyone that does ANYTHING that maybe not to her liking.

This thing that maybe not to her liking today may of been completely acceptable by her yesterday.   Let’s say for example today, you decided to take her chair when she got up off it for 5 mins … BAM! Bad books instant.

As a result of all of this, I do so solemly declare, I am tired and I need to go to sleep or I am going to either howl like a baby about something as dumb as my WordPress app crashing or drop my lolly completely and scream blue fucking murder at why all the dogs in my god damn street are barking.


May peace be with you.





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  • Aunty Mogg15 October, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    I’ve taken to drugging the snorer I sleep with – even though he has a CPAP mask to keep him breathing & alive! He also gets cramps in his thighs – coz he sleeps like a friggin tension cord – tight as! I now give him double dose of Rescue Remedy! If it doesn’t work every night on him – it does on me!

  • Mrs MMM16 October, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Rescue Remedy? So could this work for snoring? I need to try? Will lace his tea with it ….

  • Amber18 October, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Hilarious!…and my life all over…my latest quote is…”as I become more tolerant of children, ibecome less tolerant of adults”…..coming in as a close second is” Pass me my Pimms!”

    • Mrs MMM20 October, 2013 at 5:43 am

      Haha … Love that quote Amber! Both actually 😉