So I have this friend who is becoming notorious for looking like she showers in Fanta.
Once again this evening I have come near to wetting my nickers with the image of her latest disaster greeting me via MMS while I was cooking dinner.
You see, she has fair skin and may or may not have ginger hair too but refuses to flash anything but a rather bronzed version of herself during the warmer months.
So this is where her ever the DIY handy husband comes in.
I imagine it goes like this….
Honey, sweety, darling…it’s tan time! He rolls his eyes and attempts not to hear. Continuing on with his beloved Minecraft game.
Once again he hears..HONEY! It is tan time..move it! Lol
Spray can in hand he is given the task to dowse his wife in fake tan. She is very trusting huh? My husband would write something on my back with it for sure,then proceed to encourage me to wear that backless dress.
The last two attempts at gaining the correct shade has been a little bit problematic.
The first one, days before a family wedding made her look like Snooki. But hey, her teeth looked white. (I instructed my husband not to ask questions when he saw her next but told my kids to ask if she was part Mediterranean..of course they had to add in Mum told us to ask you…grrrr)
The second attempt… Tonight. Well the gut laughs keep rolling with them running out of tan half way through so she has missed her face but some how managed to get it in her eye?? Her poor husband. He will be wanting to hook up his spray gun next and any stuff ups can be sorted out with his gurney.
So bless…I am guessing we won’t be hitting the park this weekend cause someone will be hiding out with her loafer.
So this is me… So white I can be seen as a bright reflection from the moon…Should I allow her to rectify my lily white skin so we don’t look like ebony and ivory when out together …? Or should I just let her hang this one out alone?