Dear Blog Followers (the devoted handful of you)
Remember that time last week when I was complaining about how Nat from MILE made me the shortest long black in the entire universe?
Here is the video if you missed it.
I stated back then that I only do LOONNNNG BLACKS. Meaning coffee of course. What else would you think I meant?
Well this short conversational video landed me in a little bit of hot water due to the possible innuendo I was alluding to. Which is ironic ..considering I like hot water. In my LONNNNNNG BLACK. Anyhooos… if karma was to bite me on the arse for my carrying on the other day about that particular subject, I would have to say it would arrive in the form of a LONNNNNG BLACK BEARD. On my chin.
And it has.
Yesterday morning whilst sorting out my massive face ache I was experiencing after waking up, I noticed a black mark on my chin. I gave it a rub. It didn’t come off. So I licked my finger and gave it a rub some more. Still didn’t come off. So I went and got my glasses and took off to a better mirror.
To my astonishment my wish to have a LONNNNNG BLACK always had arrived in the form of a long black stumpy hair on my chin.
A bit like the never ending packet of Tim Tams I imagine. You know the one that woman wished for to the Genie on the ad? Yeah .. I pull the fucker out and it shortly returns.
This is how I know it goes. Because I am smidgen away from 40 years old and I know that this is when despite all attempts to remain oh so feminine .. a lady’s body starts to want to look like a man’s. And grow a beard. In my case a LOONNNGG BLACK one.
Shit. Fuck. Shit. Like women need any more nasty fuckery in their lives to deal with. Especially this woman. I have enough crazy going on to sink a battle ship in the Pacific some days, causing the entire pacific to flow into all the other oceans, meaning I could walk to somewhere like ermmm Mexico or America or something. If I wanted to. But you know maybe not with my beard.
So there you have it. A little tale about karma and getting old and fuckery and growing a beard.
~ Love Gayel