Ms MMM's Mind

The Week Mrs MMM Lost Her Sense Of Humour

6 November, 2014
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You may have noticed, things around here haven’t been the same.

I haven’t been writing much.

People have been getting up my nose and it hasn’t been appropriate to write about it. GAH.

So, after a week of this dastardly behaviour, I have to admit I am feeling a little clogged up.

It wasn’t until a text message came through this afternoon ordering me to do something, that I realised I needed a large glass of prune juice and a cathartic post about how I have completely given up on seeing the brighter side of things this week.

It was going to be all self absorbing and vomit worthy about how I was overlooked as being my daughter’s Mum last week.

Fuelled with so much pissed off you would possibly never read this blog again.

And then this happened.

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Instead of reaching for the prunes I went to the kitchen to boil the jug for a nice cup of CALM THE FUCK DOWN and I dropped Mr MMM’s antique tea jar.

Smashing the fucker to smithereens.

Good grief.

Then I replied to that bossy text message.

Shite I am in more strife for sure now.

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So what I am going to write in this carthatic post is this.

THE ARSEHOLE ON EBAY WHO KEEPS OUTBIDDING ME

I need to purchase a blow up man.

A nice blow up man if you catch my drift. (one not assuming the mouth open position etc)

One like this. I was thinking of calling him Wes.

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But every single time I bid on one, someone outbids me and it is DRIVING ME CRAZY. (if I wasn’t already)

All the BUY IT NOW one’s are from the UK.  What does that say about the Brits huh?

I guess you’re wondering why a blow up man, I have a lovely real man.

Yes I do.  But we are off to a fancy dress party and I need a blow up man as part of my costume.

So yeah.   I had thought by now I would have secured myself a blow up man, named WES.  But I haven’t.

I am not into walking into adult shops and I am a tight arse because I know someone at the party will steal my WES and lock him in their cupboard for their own desires so I don’t want to spend much.

So many dilemmas this afternoon can I tell you that?

Do I feel better?  Meh…

Tell me where I can find me a blow up man for about $20 and I will return to my humorous self pronto.

PROMISE X

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