I have a passion for Rocky Road Ice Cream. I say passion because I not only love the taste of it, I also have a great fondness for each and every single ingredient Sara Lee choose to place in the particular tub I like to have living in my freezer. I would also go as far as saying, I wouldn’t mind seeing them make the stuff and maybe lick the vat out when their done.
Classy I know.
So I am passionate about my Sara Lee Rocky Road Ice Cream.
When I first met Mr MMM and we went from dating to visiting each other on weekends, he stated he hated Rocky Road Ice Cream. As a result he got himself a big TICK on my list of things I wanted in a man. (For this woman did not want anyone stealing her ice cream.)
Fast forward 6 years, five of which married and things have CHANGED.
I purchase a 1 ltd tub of above mentioned ice cream. Place it in my freezer and wait patiently for the entire house to fall asleep. I then head to the kitchen with a desert spoon and ..
DISCOVER IT ALREADY OPEN.
And even worse…
ALL THE FUCKING PEANUTS HAVE BEEN PICKED OUT AND EATEN.
So basically the ice cream is all smashed around and the nice raspberry sauce is all far too blended in to even exist. All in the name of Mr MMM’s PASSION FOR PEANUTS.
So I can’t even say my ice cream is rocky by the time I get to sit on my own and eat it anymore. It’s just Road Ice Cream and then the roads are questionable with the mixing of the raspberry sauce.
It’s just shit really. Well that’s what it ends up looking like. Even if it still tastes .. OKAY.
Can I also just tell you this, WE LIVE IN THE PEANUT CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA. And have peanut silos almost in our front yard.
BUT YET.. he still sees fit to steal all the peanuts from my beloved Sara Lee Rocky Road Ice Cream.
Now, I have offered up a bag of peanuts (a 50kg bag actually) to stem the theft, however he says that it’s different and he doesn’t want them, he wants to steal them from my ice cream.
And that my dears is exactly what I find irritating.
What would you do? Lay it on me? Falling short of removing his fingers I would be happy to take suggestions.